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Santa baby...

Santa Baby, put a Jaeger-LeCoultre Reverso under the tree, for me.
Been an awful good girl, Santa baby,
so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, Bremont BC-F1,
In black.
I’ll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the planes I’ve caught,
Think of all the William Cheshire I haven’t bought,
Next year I could be just as good,
If you’ll check off my Christmas list,

Santa baby, I wanna Astrotourbillon,
And really that’s not gonna cost a million
Been an angel all year,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, there’s one thing I really do need,
The deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, fill my stocking with necklaces
And rings.
From Jasmine Alexander.
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany’s,
I really do believe in you,
Let’s see if you believe in me,

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
A Dendritic ring.
It’s a beautiful thing,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry, tonight.

Merry Christmas from the team at Retail Jeweller

Merry Christmas from the team at Retail Jeweller

Readers' comments (4)

  • Anonymous

    ... or not

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  • Laura McCreddie

    Not sure whether your comment means you don't like my present list or you think I'm not going to get them. I think the latter is alas true but if you have better gift suggestions send them over.

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  • Anonymous

    A rhyming dictionary, perhaps?

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  • Anonymous

    fun!

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